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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…

JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
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  • Men's Rights Activists:THIS IS NOT FAIR. MEN HAVE PROBLEMS TOO.
  • Black Men:We're constantly demonized by mainstream media and are targets of police brutality.
  • Gay Men:We face discrimination and hatred and are denied marriage and job security.
  • Trans Men:We are outcasts and are denied medical care, our lives are constantly under threat and our gender is always under scrutiny and policed by others.
  • Men's Rights Activist:....
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  • Men's Right Activist:Y-Yeah, but... a Feminist was mean to me...
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trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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